Holy mother of god this is golden though I'm sorry you were the target of my search for someone to drunkenly verbally assault, I had just gotten out of people trying (and failing) to haze me for 3 hours so I was in a complete warzone mindset and out for more blood, still coated in that of my prizes earlier in the night. They deserved it, you did not.

muraculous isnt it

that wasn't even the start of the PMs, there were at least 4 more, and you've literally flamed me on 3+ games when i played as mura and apologized when you realized i was tatami. yeah you really don't know me alright, apologizing to me on my alt when you learned my main (this account) and PMing me numerous times but miraculously forgetting that in the meantime

and you lynched me anyway and had the gall to blame me. admire that.

You're right tats, everyone in that game did know your role was villager. Oh except for you of course.

you know johnreid it's okay to admit you mishammered and can't play mafia and can't lie to save your life, it's alright

Oh sorry, i dont remember every jim, bob and harry I talk to.

Good to know you aren't a mod anymore though.

i don't need to remember when it's literally beneficial to my alignment to be trashed and anyone with an IQ above that of a power drill could have told i was town that game which is more beneficial than any read

I retract my report btw, I don't wanna crush this guys life. Obviously mafia means a lot to him.

For future reference tatami, just remember villager is one with the blue shirt okay. Blue like the sky.

http://i.imgur.com/I1aaPQp.png not even counting the literal 30+ games together you're such a liar, yeah you don't know me alright, calling me "tats" and pming me about your moderation problems boy you've never seen me in your life swear to christ. you're garbage, both at mafia and at lying.

Mclovin v the bully

waht a shitfest

Yep you are clearly a genius and mafia mastermind.

Honestly if your claim that you are better at mafia than me is what lets you sleep at night, i'll let you believe it.

I could honestly care less.

just admit that you the game and consistently failed to get the easiest townread that literally everyone got in the game minus you and stop blaming it on someone that a) was blatantly playing to his wincon b) immediately retracted his claim when the mistake was pointed out and explained c) was literally obviously town reinforced by literally everyone minus you getting the read correctly. the fact that you're trying to get a refund out of your own incompetence by playing the blame game rather than just recognizing that you mishammered and are literal garbage at the game compounded by lying about not knowing who I am is pathetic

you literally just tried to lie to save face in a freaking report thread where you have 0 incentive to lie and got caught in it and reinforced that you are indeed literally incompetent and a joke and that even when i'm 14 drinks deep i can run mental circles around you not even mentioning capability of playing mafia

When I dont know who someone is, I automatically assume their intelligence level is higher than that of an onion.

I mean sometimes i'm wrong,

evidently

"I didn't even know who you are until this game" "Actually I didn't think your intelligence was low enough to actually mistake blue for bp." combine that last statement with your statements in the game and way to contradict yourself you literal garbage can you can't even keep your argument in a report thread consistent let alone a mafia game

Yep I "literally" grudgelynched you 5 times in a row.

Get over yourself, i have never grudgelynched you or even paid attention to you.

Why would I even have a grudge against you, I didnt even know who you are untill this game.

you have grudgelynched me literally 5 games in a row, openly admitted i was town and was policying me in minimum 3 other games, with me never reporting you regardless, and you have the gall of accusing me of gamethrowing one where i a. blatantly wasn't b. was blatantly town with you being the sole person stupid enough to not be able to run the input through your brain weighing no more than 1kg to be able to realize it and reporting me for a vio in hopes that my being drunk and clearly playing to my win condition will outweigh you being worse at alignment reading than a literal random number generator

Actually I didn't think your intelligence was low enough to actually mistake blue for bp.

"man, this guy who's next to me in the list thinks he's orced bp and that i'm orced blue. biggest scumtell i've ever seen. let's lynch him and get my refund if he's town" you are literally garbage and have no means to refute it and you know it.

you literally read that someone clearly drunk thought they were orced bp and you orced blue and somehow interpreted this as them being mafia. you are literally an idiot. every single other people in the game recognized i was town and i gave reads. you are literally a moron who can't recognize that someone who blatantly thinks they're oracled BP and you oracled blue, being immediately next to each other in the list on the left, is obvious not mafia. jesus christ you're worse than maymay

Guy is bragging about his em pie. Calls me a joke. Rofl.

Good one donkey.

http://i.imgur.com/NzZBIta.png have fun being a mediocre player for your entire life to the point where literally everyone in the game minus you is capable of realizing i'm town. you are the sole exception. the sole. the only other people who said they thought it was the mafia. let that sink in. the only person in the entire town who thought i was mafia was you and the mafia. you are pathetic. you are garbage. you will never be good, not in your entire life. you can play for 20 years and be nowhere near as competent as me. the best part is that tatami's winrate is the lowest i've ever posted over 6 years. you are the definition of incompetence and this game was no exception.

All your credibility of trying to call someone else stupid goes out the door when you cant tell the difference between blue and bp.

Well done for winning the "I wasn't dropped as a baby, I was thrown against a wall" award of 2016.

Wake up shitforbrains you sir are delusional.