I had a hard time getting into this game. The profanity was jarring and stilted, not at all how people really talk. Frankly, the game came off as strictly workshop material. But after about 50 lines, I found myself immersed in the style. What had been stilted became lyrical and engaging. Authors go entire lifetimes without matching the poetry of couplets such as those of Mr. NeverJest. I can only wish I had thought of lines such as "I wanna squirt my hot steaming all over WhiteMarauder." Overall, I give this game a 2/5.
Now this is a story all about how I flipped epic-mafia upside down Now I'd like to take a moment just sit right there I'll tell you all about how i knew to hammer you there - - - - Like six or seven years ago i started to play On epic mafia is where i spent most of my days Chill out, ccin, hookin the fool And all shootin the mafia, i am so cool When a couple of noobs, who were never no good Started actin scummy in my neighborhood I made one little fos and DatGuiser got scared He said "you gotta be cheating, how else you'd know im maf there" - - - - I laughed and I fossed him into the next day But he insisted i was maf, there was no other way Town hammered him hard, so he submitted his ticket Hopin one of the mods would take his report and pick it
Like wow, yo this kid is bad Cant believe hes upset that we hammered his a$$ Is this what the new gen of epic mafia's like? Hmm, man this isnt alright!
