man i've been busy signing autographs and hanging out with other noavis in my big birthday bash. why the fuck didn't you come you cunt?

nice lies dog, I'm doing the work for your scurvy little ass!

yo dog. i'm gonna compete in the next competition on training and win us gold.

MrStrangeeeee xD!!!!!

the messiah has returned!!!

good luck unlocking that secret MrStrange mate! Can we invite Lamouroux? Under our guidance, I think he could be the Glen Hoddle of the Epicmafia world.

sorry for the absence lads. I was on a journey with the Mafia gods in the highlands to unlock the ingenuity within. heard cain4's turned into quite the scumhunter :). When I discover what the true secret is to becoming a Mafia god, I shall return and wreck havoc in the Training lobby. Until then my friends, namaste.

one to avoid lads - 123321qweewq. admitted mafia when doc claimed to lead us into autolose.

amen to that cain!

"Failure is just a condiment that gives success its flavour" - I think we should all live by this quote.

dang she does look like she enjoys a good cumhunt every once in a while

guys we should host this setup - https://epicmafia.com/setup/201077. its better than classic and multi.

I agree!

avoid player NessaMarie. massive cunt!

haha, np dylan!

sorry cain4 but thanks for the inno call :o

welcome to the POS, dylantr :)

haha, quality banter cain mate :)

just want to say I am proud to be a part of this family and will do my best to bring victories home!

yea you do want him in here

found a good player, dylantr, wondering if you want him in here? he's very tricky tricky.

welcome on board cain4 :).

i'll tell you all the tips and secrets that you need to know about this game. under my guidance, dogman555 came from being a noob to becoming the 2nd best noavi player on the website. you have a long way to go, but i see potential to equal or even surpass dogmans ability :D.

invite cain4 to this family. i've been keeping my eye on him and I find his scumplay very endearing O.O