I'm a proud new great grandpa now. This family is not for me.

back in my day verbiage worked there, thanks for correcting me with your newfangled superior terms

Verbosity, not verbiage.

Proud New Grandpa

extreme frustration calls for extreme verbiage

elephantasm thats a lotta words to express how mad you are

What is elephantasm smoking

So next time you think of making a post like that, Jimmy boy, maybe try using that shriveled noggin of yours and don't be a cad. You're setting a bad example, my friend, and I was eating when I saw that. Gross.

Not only will they refuse chemo, a reasonable decision, but they'll refuse the new technology for curing cancer, and the option to store your personality on the internet after your life is over, because both of those things will seem equally creepy and immoral to their generation. Ah, the grandad days. If only we could all be more like Rick.

The universe may be infinite but there's only one set of your grandchildren, and someday they'll be sitting where you are; rockin' out in their rocking chairs; squinting at the newspaper through their cataracts, drinking a beer; complaining about the changing times and deteriorating world; driftin' off and reminiscin' about the days they were growing up, when computers and phones were their only connections to the internet and personal freedom was taken for granted; disconnecting the feeding tubes and refusing chemotherapy just like you; and they'll be thinking of their grandad, they'll think, "All that's left is to die like him." Aren't you proud? :)

Well, as long as they live that long.

i took a crap in my fckbuddy's mouth. she swallowed the poop .. it was so hot

great family