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Hugo: (Sarcastic chuckle) Heh, heh, heh...go scare a nun! Hey, Quasi! What's goin' on out there? A fight? A flogging?

Victor: A festival!

Hugo: You mean the Feast of Fools!?!

Quasimodo: Uh huh!

Hugo: All right, all right! Pour the wine and cut the cheese!

(Hugo makes farting noises in his armpit.)

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anonymousabout 5 years

will you marry me

probably not im already married with 11 kids

anonymousabout 5 years

youre one of my favorite people on the site

Thank you for your support. Please send donations to the "Bring Back Two Stupid Dogs Foundation" in my name in lieu of a gift.

anonymousabout 5 years

is it hard being unappreciated as the funniest person on this website

no comment

anonymousabout 5 years

How do you feel about EpicMafia user JamalMarley?

very handsome. love seeing him on my tv every Thursday at 8PM Easter on NBC

quasimobo

about 5 years

who are you

im you but less dyslexic

Achievements

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Fool

Gotcha!

1 / 10

Vigilante

I'm Batman.

1 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

1 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

1 / 20

Gunsmith

He's Batman

Created Setups

a bunch of shit

oh fuck

quasimodo

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Friends (218)

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