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Hugo: (Sarcastic chuckle) Heh, heh, heh...go scare a nun! Hey, Quasi! What's goin' on out there? A fight? A flogging?

Victor: A festival!

Hugo: You mean the Feast of Fools!?!

Quasimodo: Uh huh!

Hugo: All right, all right! Pour the wine and cut the cheese!

(Hugo makes farting noises in his armpit.)

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Friends (218)

Questions

anonymousabout 5 years

will you marry me

probably not im already married with 11 kids

anonymousabout 5 years

youre one of my favorite people on the site

Thank you for your support. Please send donations to the "Bring Back Two Stupid Dogs Foundation" in my name in lieu of a gift.

anonymousabout 5 years

is it hard being unappreciated as the funniest person on this website

no comment

anonymousabout 5 years

How do you feel about EpicMafia user JamalMarley?

very handsome. love seeing him on my tv every Thursday at 8PM Easter on NBC

quasimobo

about 5 years

who are you

im you but less dyslexic

Achievements

1 / 10

Fool

Gotcha!

1 / 10

Vigilante

I'm Batman.

1 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

1 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

1 / 20

Gunsmith

He's Batman

Created Setups

a bunch of shit

oh fuck

reversed

almost 11 years

ily quasi

animefreak64

almost 11 years

(V)(;,,;)(V)

deletedalmost 11 years

Lord Quas, I'm afraid to say my cactus days are over ヽ(´□｀。)ﾉ

deletedalmost 11 years

(´＿｀。)

Dangertyde

almost 11 years

Guess who made a Futurama Deck?

quasimodo

almost 11 years

twerks for u welcome to my page

Guernica

about 13 years

+k p.s. dont listen to kittenz, she's lonely~

deletedabout 13 years

I love quasimodo K+

LoveYouToo

over 13 years

+K!(:

Biohazard

over 13 years

Regardless, +k. GG.

spongeboy541

over 13 years

Imaginary +k since I can't actually +k :-(

deletedover 13 years

Happy Holidays! +k

JezebelAlli

over 13 years

+k for the War Eagle! (But I totally didn't get the rest of it...)

mightyenapup

over 13 years

I love Hunchback. <3

pafff

over 13 years

+K FOR AWESOME NETSEX PARTNER

deletedalmost 14 years

Neg'd for awesum! +k me back! <3

Rawr

almost 14 years

Ohai! +K for epic whoring!

deletedalmost 14 years

If I could +K you I would :D
<3333

richardsimmons

almost 14 years

Slow runs. ;D

GeneralZod

almost 14 years

Kneel before +k