mommy

hi poopy

Hey ?? did ☝️ you ? guys ?‍??‍⚖?‍? know ? there's an ENTIRE ? ISLAND ?? OF LESBIANS ??‍❤️‍?‍??

Search ??? it up ☝️? you thirsty ??? sinners ?? it's this cute ?? little ?? island ? called Lesbos ??? in ??Greece?? (you know ? that place ?? with all those ? muscular ??? gods ?? who never ?‍♂️ wore pants??)

Some poet ✍?? named ?SappHOE? prayed ?? to Aphrodite ?‍♀️ (⭐magic⭐ sky thot ??) to make everyone ??‍♀️ on the island ? a girl ?, causing ? all ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️ the boys ? to grow ?MASSIVE BADONKAS? and making their ? peepees ? disappear ?‍♂️?? giving everyone ?‍?‍??‍?‍?? a serious ? craving ?? for ?? ?? and ??

Bet ? Rick Riordan ?? never ?? taught ?‍?? you that ?☺? you disgusting ??? virgins ??

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i can't believe ou're cheating on me

I want to sleep with you. No I don't mean have sex. I mean sleep. Together. Under a blanket. In your bed. While you're laying on my arm, with my other hand on your tummy. With the window cracked, so it's chilly and we have to cuddle closer. No talking, just the muffled cries that you slowly let seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as I slit your throat and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord.

BIGNUTS

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