MartinLuther

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I got Ninety-five Theses but a Bitche ain't one

I intend to defend the following statements.

  1. I am town.

  2. I am not mafia.

  3. I know mafia.

  4. If you are reading this, you are mafia.

  5. If you N1 me, you are mafia.

  6. If you townread me, you are town.

  7. If you scumread me, you are mafia.

  8. If you OMGUS, you are mafia.

  9. All mafias are bad people.

  10. All bad people are not necessarily mafia.

  11. Mafia is a game of pure skill.

  12. There is no luck involved in mafia.

  13. I am definitely town.

  14. I am definitely not mafia.

  15. I definitely know mafia.

  16. If you are reading this, you are definitely mafia.

  17. If you N1 me, you are definitely mafia.

  18. If you townread me, you are definitely town.

  19. If you scumread me, you are definitely mafia.

  20. If you OMGUS, you are definitely mafia.

  21. All mafias are definitely bad people.

  22. All bad people are not necessarily definitely mafia.

  23. Mafia is definitely a game of pure skill.

  24. There is definitely no luck involved in mafia.

  25. I am probably town.

  26. I am probably not mafia.

  27. I probably know mafia.

  28. If you are reading this, you are probably mafia.

  29. If you N1 me, you are probably mafia.

  30. If you townread me, you are probably town.

  31. If you scumread me, you are probably mafia.

  32. If you OMGUS, you are probably mafia.

  33. All mafias are probably bad people.

  34. All bad people are probably not necessarily mafia.

  35. Mafia is probably a game of pure skill.

  36. There is probably no luck involved in mafia.

  37. I am possibly town.

  38. I am possibly not mafia.

  39. I possibly know mafia.

  40. If you are reading this, you are possibly mafia.

  41. If you N1 me, you are possibly mafia.

  42. If you townread me, you are possibly town.

  43. If you scumread me, you are possibly mafia.

  44. If you OMGUS, you are possibly mafia.

  45. All mafias are possibly bad people.

  46. All bad people are possibly not necessarily mafia.

  47. Mafia is possibly a game of pure skill.

  48. There is possibly no luck involved in mafia.

  49. I am certainly town.

  50. I am certainly not mafia.

  51. I certainly know mafia.

  52. If you are reading this, you are certainly mafia.

  53. If you N1 me, you are certainly mafia.

  54. If you townread me, you are certainly town.

  55. If you scumread me, you are certainly mafia.

  56. If you OMGUS, you are certainly mafia.

  57. All mafias are certainly bad people.

  58. All bad people are not necessarily certainly mafia.

  59. Mafia is certainly a game of pure skill.

  60. There is certainly no luck involved in mafia.

  61. I am in love with the coco.

  62. Baking soda.

  63. I got baking soda.

  64. Mafia is a game of religion.

  65. I don't do pro-bono.

  66. A game of mafia a day keeps the rhetoric sharp.

  67. I know magic.

  68. If you WIFOM, you are mafia.

  69. If you bus your partner, you are mafia.

  70. If you hammer town, you are certainly mafia.

  71. If you are mafia, I do not like you.

  72. If you are town, I might like you.

  73. I am sided with the village.

  74. I am not sided with the mafia.

  75. I can find those who are sided with the mafia.

  76. If you are reading this, you are sided with the mafia.

  77. If you N1 me, you are sided with the mafia.

  78. If you townread me, you are sided with the town.

  79. If you scumread me, you are sided with mafia.

  80. If you OMGUS, you are sided with the mafia.

  81. All mafias eat grass.

  82. Those who eat grass not necessarily sided with the mafia. (e.g. cows)

  83. Mafia is a dice roll.

  84. There is no skill involved in mafia.

  85. I am neither town nor mafia.

  86. I am not interested in these affairs.

  87. I know only what I know, nothing more.

  88. If you are reading this, you are wasting your time.

  89. Life is a simple game and then you die.

  90. Why spend time attempting to find mafia?

  91. It is time you could have been spending on enjoying your life.

  92. When it comes down to it, everyone is mafia.

  93. I am mafia.

  94. You are mafia.

  95. God is mafia.