Flippy04

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Hi :) Welcome to my super-long profile. I don't play anymore; sure I play the occasional game if I see someone super cool around. But the thing is there aren't many super cool people around anymore D:.

Joined January 23rd, 2009 Approximately 70K points overall

I love the people below this !!!

~~Josh~~

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Perfectly Lonely - John Mayer

You say we're both little people and you like it that way But in time I'm gonna put this body to shame and grow old Wear a suit like my old man Pack up all my things and get my ass outta town We've got it good Whether you like this town or not I know it's small but with a big head it's bound to get hot In the summer But the summer is a bummer If you can't leave This pathetic excuse for a town That holds all your memories A lifetime of crushes and your broken dreams To be anywhere but here But baby anywhere is away from me If you got it all figured out Then what is there to shout about This midwest town is gonna miss you Just go ahead and work it out But first come on and let it out Scream it shout tell everybody that your gonna leave In about one year you'll have it all figured out These big city dream are what you're about Walking like strangers among these states Only time will tell how long I can wait We've got it good Whether you like this town or not I know it's small but with a big head it's bound to get hot In the summer But the summer is a bummer If you can't leave This pathetic excuse for a town That holds all your memories A lifetime of crushes and your broken dreams To be anywhere but here But baby anywhere is away from me If you got it all figured out Then what is there to shout about This midwest town is gonna miss you Just go ahead and work it out But first come on and let it out Scream it shout tell everybody that your gonna leave Me again oh so casually Did you take the hit for me or the home team If you got it all figured out Then what is there to shout about

This midwest town is gonna miss you

When the moon fell in love with the sun All was golden in the sky All was golden when the day met the night When the sun found the moon She was drinking tea in a garden Under the green umbrella trees In the middle of summer When the moon found the sun He looked like he was barely hanging on But her eyes saved his life In the middle of summer In the middle of summer All was golden in the sky All was golden when the day met the night Summer, all was golden in the sky All was golden when the day met the night Summer Golden when the day met the night So he said, "Would it be all right If we just sat and talked for a little while If in exchange for your time, I give you this smile?" So she said, "That's okay As long as you can make a promise not to break my little heart Or leave me all alone in the summer." Well, he was just hanging around Then he fell in love And he didn't know how But he couldn't get out Just hanging around Then he fell in love In the middle of summer All was golden in the sky All was golden when the day met the night Summer, all was golden in the sky All was golden when the day met the night Summer When the moon fell in love with the sun, All was golden in the sky, All was golden when the day met the night Summer The middle of summer, summer, summer, summer The middle of summer, summer, summer, summer The middle of summer, summer, summer, summer The middle of...

AHH! GET OFF ME!! Screams

When I saw her she looked my way And I knew that I was over my head Ruby lips on a smile so sweet With a rude attitude that could knock me dead SUDDENLY! I heard a voice when she called my name SUDDENLY! I knew my life was gonna change Well she's hotter than hell And she's cool as they come And she's smart and she's wild All rolled into one Ya you say I'm the guy that you wish you could be It's not easy to see That she's an angel to you But she's a devil to me All my friends say you lucky guy Everyone wants to stand in your place And so I give it another try I'm not sure how much more my poor heart can take SUDDENLY! I feel the blood pumpin' round my brain SUDDENLY! I grab my bat and I'm back in the game Well she's hotter than hell And she's cool as they come And she's smart and she's wild All rolled into one Ya you say I'm the guy that you wish you could be It's not easy to see That she's an angel to you But she's a devil to me I don't know what to do I don't know what to say Cause noone knows that she puts me through anyway I'm awake in disaster I can't seem to get past her I try and I try but I can't get away That she's an angel to you But she's a devil to me That she's an angel to you But she's a devil to me It's not easy to see Well she's hotter than hell And she's cool as they come And she's smart and she's wild All rolled into one Ya you say I'm the guy that you wish you could be It's not easy to see Well she's hotter than hell And she's cool as they come And she's smart and she's wild All rolled into one Ya you say I'm the guy that you wish you could be It's not easy to see That she's an angel to you

But she's a devil to me

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend You could cut ties with all the lies That you've been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand I would understand The angry boy, a bit too insane Icing over a secret pain You know you don't belong You're the first to fight You're way too loud You're the flash of light On a burial shroud I know something's wrong Well everyone I know has got a reason To say Put the past away I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend You could cut ties with all the lies That you've been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand I would understand Well, he's on the table And he's gone to code And I do not think anyone knows What they are doing here And your friends have left You've been dismissed I never thought it would come to this And I I want you to know Everyone's got to face down the demons Maybe today We can put the past away I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend You could cut ties with all the lies That you've been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand I would understand I would understand Can you put the past away I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend

I would understand

Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it. It was this blind man, right? Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right? He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said, Woooooo, good morning, ladies. You like that shit, man? Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man. I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums, everybody just crowd around the mic, I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes. But first, I'ma start it off like this. Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.) Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims. So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will. Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale. Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan. I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo', fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro. Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right. She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white. I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. I ran. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4. Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night. But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn pussy I ever had. I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time. Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims. So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will. I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good. I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine. I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African. I fucked her once, I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice. Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. See, I met this woman from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee! Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me. I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. Hey, wait a minute man, check this out. I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy. That country music nearly drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy! Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma. Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again. Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino. Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit, so I owe her. Fucked this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya. Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico. Fine young thing, said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. I wanna get married, but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported. Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. Have you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck, but the pussy just ain't no good? Say What??? And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood? So you try to play it off and eat the pussy, but it takes her so long to come Say What??? Then a dude walks in. That's her big boyfriend, and he asks you where you from? Where you from, man? So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain I don't bang, you start talkin' real fast. But he's already mad, cause you fuckin' his wife, so he starts beatin' on your ass. Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your dick was hard but now it's soft. WHAT?? You thought you had a girl to rock your world, now you still gotta go jack off. Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.

First it comes on quiet creeping slow Clever words and phrases only stain I remain so lost and buried under everything that I need When all I want is you I've been here so very long And every word is calculated never questioned or debated All these practiced poses I could wreck it if I had to But I'm the wreck so what would that do, My masterpiece will fall apart; it was over before the start If I burn out and slip away If this is just a part I portray If this is just a part I portray You're beautiful, can I hide in you awhile If this is just a part I portray If this is just a part I portray They keep mostly to themselves Don't make a sound in case they hear you. It only hurts me to be near you Keep those tired eyes closed careful follow my instruction And I will show you self-destruction This masterpiece is only mine, entirely guilty by design If I burn out and slip away If this is just a part I portray If this is just a part I portray You're beautiful, can I hide in you awhile If this is just a part I portray Can I hide in you awhile Just can't let it, let it out Oh, I just can't let it out Oh, I just can't let it out Oh, I just can't let it out Oh, I just can't let it out If this is just a part I portray You're beautiful, can I hide in you awhile You're beautiful If this is just a part I portray If this is just a part I portray

I don't know how it got this way

I will softly pull away In this broken beautiful mess I've made And in the dead of quiet I will slowly fade In this masterpiece I made I'll burn out and slip away And this is just a part I portray You're beautiful, can I hide in you and stay here They keep mostly to themselves Hush now, they'll hurt you till your heart melts They know you're lonely, and they will only break your heart And this masterpiece will tear you apart I'll burn out and slip away And this is just a part I portray You're beautiful, can I hide in you and stay here First it comes on creeping quiet And this is just a part I portray You're beautiful, can I hide in you and stay here I'll wreck this if I have to, tell me what good would that do I'll wreck this if I have to, tell me what good would that do

I'll wreck this if I have to, tell me what good would that do

I've got a new disease in me, I've got a friend that's losing sleep, I take it hard, it's hard to take, I'm wide awake. One more confession, discretion's not what I need to sell, I never needed a reason for keeping secrets from myself and now that's just how I tell I'm wide-awake I'll wreck this if I have to tell me what good would That do I'll wreck this if I have to You get separated, somebody's gone, And I don't know how this is wrong, I'm so frustrated, falling behind, You were a friend of mine. I'd be so good to you, Because they don't know you like I do There's a difference from me to them, And the road home is paved in star fuckers requiem, I can never go, go back home again, Acadia is gone All my indecision, all of my excess, don't you ever tell me I'm not loving you best, I just need a minute, I just need a breath, It gets very hard to drink to my continued success Slow down, it's better in the worst way, it's getting better in the worst way So here's another day, I'll spend away from you, Another night I'm on another broken avenue, Trading in who I've been for shiny celebrity skin I like to push until my luck is over I wonder What you're doing, I wonder if you doubt it. I wonder how we used to ever go so long without it. All the work to impress, charming girls out Of their dresses and smiling pretty I'm right beside you, what you want what you need, I'll make this perfect again. If I burn out and slip away, you're beautiful, you are I've been here so very long and I could slip into you, it's so easy to come back into you, I'll hide it, could I hide in you awhile. I'm not sick of you yet, is that as good as it gets. I never took you for a trip but sometimes I don't know what you want, I could take it If you need to take this out on someone. If this is just a part I portray,

I don't know how it got this way

There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh And she's buying a stairway to heaven There's a sign on the wall But she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have Two meanings In a tree by the brook There's a songbird who sings Sometimes all of our thoughts are Misgiven Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, it makes me wonder There's a feeling I get When I look to the west And my spirit is crying For leaving In my thoughts I have seen Rings of smoke through the trees And the voices of those Who stand looking Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, it really makes me wonder And it's whispered that soon If we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn For those who stand long And the forests will Echo with laughter Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ooh, whoa, oh If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean For the May queen Yes, there are two paths you can go by But in the long run There's still time to change The road you're on And it makes me wonder Aw, uh, oh Your head is humming and it won't go In case you don't know The piper's calling you to join him Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow? And did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind? And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard The truth will come to you at last When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll And she's buying a stairway

To heaven...

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon. City and sky become one, merging Into a single plane, a vast sea of unbroken grey. The Twin Moons, just two pale orbs as They trace their way across the steely sky. I used to think I had a pretty good life here, Just plugging into my machine for the day, then watching Templevision or reading a Temple Paper in the evening. My friend Jon always said it was nicer here than under the atmospheric domes of the Outer Planets. We have had peace since 2062, when the surviving planets were banded together under The Red Star of the Solar Federation. The less fortunate gave us a few new moons. I believed what I was told. I thought it was a good life, I thought I was happy. Then I found Something that changed it all... And the meek shall inherit the earth The massive grey walls of the Temples rise from the heart of every Federation city. I Have always been awed by them, to think that every single facet of every life is regulated And directed from within! Our books, our music, our work and play are all looked after by The benevolent wisdom of the priests We've taken care of everything The words you hear, the songs you sing The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes It's one for all and all for one We work together, common sons Never need to wonder how or why We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx Our great computers fill the hallowed halls We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx All the gifts of life are held within our walls Look around at this world we've made Equality our stock in trade Come and join the Brotherhood of Man Oh, what a nice, contented world Let the banners be unfurled Hold the Red Star proudly high in hand We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx Our great computers fill the hallowed halls We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx All the gifts of life are held within our walls Behind my beloved waterfall, in the little room that was hidden beneath the cave, I Found it. I brushed away the dust of the years, and picked it up, holding it reverently in My hands. I had no idea what it might be, but it was beautiful I learned to lay my fingers across the wires, and to turn the keys to make them sound Differently. As I struck the wires with my other hand, I produced my first harmonious sounds And soon my own music! How different it could be from the music of the Temples! I can't wait To tell the priests about it! What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music What can this thing be that I found? See how it sings like a sad heart And joyously screams out it's pain Sounds that build high like a mountain Or notes that fall gently like rain I can't wait to share this new wonder The people will all see it's light Let them all make their own music The Priests praise my name on this night In the sudden silence as I finished playing, I looked up to a circle of grim, Expressionless faces. Father Brown rose to his feet, and his somnolent voice echoed Throughout the silent Temple Hall Instead of the grateful joy that I expected, they were words of quiet rejection! Instead of praise, sullen dismissal. I watched in shock and horror as Father Brown ground My precious instrument to splinters beneath his feet I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time We have no need for ancient ways The world is doing fine Another toy will help destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the plan I can't believe you're saying These things just can't be true Our world could use this beauty Just think what we might do Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Don't annoy us further! We have our work to do Just think about the average What use have they for you? Another toy will help destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the Plan! I guess it was a dream, but even now it all seems so vivid to me. Clearly yet I see The beckoning hand of the oracle as he stood at the summit of the staircase I see still the incredible beauty of the sculptured cities and the pure spirit of man Revealed in the lives and works of this world. I was overwhelmed by both wonder and Understanding as I saw a completely different way to life, a way that had been crushed By the Federation long ago. I saw now how meaningless life had become with the loss of All these things I wandered home though the silent streets And fell into a fitful sleep Escape to realms beyond the night Dream can't you show me the light? I stand atop a spiral stair An oracle confronts me there He leads me on light years away Through astral nights, galactic days I see the works of gifted hands That grace this strange and wondrous land I see the hand of man arise With hungry mind and open eyes They left the planet long ago The elder race still learn and grow Their power grows with purpose strong To claim the home where they belong Home to tear the Temples down... Home to change! I have not left this cave for days now, it has become my last refuge in my total Despair. I have only the music of the waterfall to comfort me now. I can no longer live Under the control of the Federation, but there is no other place to go. My last hope is That with my death I may pass into the world of my dream, and know peace at last. The sleep is still in my eyes The dream is still in my head I heave a sigh and sadly smile And lie a while in bed I wish that it might come to pass Not fade like all my dreams... Just think of what my life might be In a world like I have seen! I don't think I can carry on Carry on this cold and empty life My spirits are low in the depths of despair My lifeblood... ...Spills over... Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation We have assumed control We have assumed control

We have assumed control

Begin the day with a friendly voice, A companion, unobtrusive Plays the song that's so elusive And the magic music makes your morning mood. Off on your way, hit the open road, There is magic at your fingers For the Spirit ever lingers, Undemanding contact in your happy solitude. Invisible airwaves crackle with life Bright antenna bristle with the energy Emotional feedback on a timeless wavelength Bearing a gift beyond price, almost free All this machinery making modern music Can still be open-hearted. Not so coldly charted, it's really just a question Of your honesty, yeah, your honesty. One likes to believe in the freedom of music, But glittering prizes and endless compromises Shatter the illusion of integrity. Invisible airwaves crackle with life Bright antenna bristle with the energy Emotional feedback on a timeless wavelength Bearing a gift beyond price, almost free For the words of the profits were written on the studio wall, Concert hall And echoes with the sounds of salesmen. Of salesmen.

Of salesmen.

Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh She's a knock-out and she likes my favourite movies; David Letterman and Chinese Delivery. She loves Miller Light and watching Tyson fighting, Hanging with my friends and football on a monday night. But little did I know She's morphing like a power ranger; Really sweet but just don't ask her What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown. She says her favourite band is Zeppelin; Never heard "Stairway To Heaven". Whatever she likes that day depends on who's around. Even I've got standards, but I just don't understand her. My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend, With absolutely no opinion Oh-oh Oh-oh Seven weeks ago we caught U2 in the city; She saw my t-shirt told me Vertigo's her favourite song. I stood and watched her shaking; She tried to start a mosh-pit; She sang along all night - got every single lyric wrong. So sorry Bono. She's morphing like a power ranger; Really sweet but just don't ask her What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown. She says her favourite band is Zeppelin; Never heard "Stairway To Heaven". Whatever she likes that day depends on who's around. Even I've got standards, but I just don't understand her. And that's why she's my My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend, With absolutely no opinion I took her to Baskin Robbins for Cookies and cream and mint chocolate chip; She tore through a double scoop and then she said she was lactose intolerant. I like yo-yo's, so she likes yo-yo's. Why can't she just be herself and not do everything in life to please everyone else to please everyone else. She's morphing like a power ranger; Really sweet but just don't ask her What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown. She says her favourite band is Zeppelin; Never heard "Stairway To Heaven". Whatever she likes that day depends on who's around. Even I've got standards, but I just don't understand her. And that's why she's my My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend, With absolutely no opinion Oh-oh

Oh-oh

Yeah,Uhh Uhh Yeah It's the worlds greatest, Yo, It's the worlds greatest, Come on, Worlds Greatest, Ever I am a mountain I am a tall tree Oh, I am a swift wind Sweepin' the country I am a river Down in the valley Oh, I am a vision And I can see clearly If anybody asks u who I am Just stand up tall look 'em in the Face and say I'm that star up in the sky I'm that mountain peak up high Hey, I made it I'm the worlds greatest And I'm that little bit of hope When my backs against the ropes I can feel it mmm I'm the worlds greatest I am a giant I am an eagle I am a lion Down in the jungle I am a marchin' band I am the people I am a helpin' hand And I am a hero If anybody asks u who I am Just stand up tall look 'em in the Face and say I'm that star up in the sky I'm that mountain peak up high I made it I'm the worlds greatest And I'm that little bit of hope When my backs against the ropes I can feel it I'm the worlds greatest In the ring of life I'll reign love I will reign And the world will notice a king Oh Yeah When all is darkest, I'll shine a light Shine a light And use a success you'll find in me Me I'm that star up in the sky I'm that mountain peak up high Hey, I made it I'm the world's greatest And I'm that little bit of hope When my back's against the ropes I can feel it I'm the world's greatest I'm that star up in the sky I'm that mountain peak up high Hey, I made it I'm the world's greatest And I'm that little bit of hope When my back's against the ropes I can feel it I'm the world's greatest I'm that star up in the sky I'm that mountain peak up high Hey, I made it I'm the world's greatest And I'm that little bit of hope When my back's against the ropes I can feel it I'm the world's greatest It's the greatest Can you feel it It's the greatest Can you feel it I saw the light At the end of a tunnel Believe in the pot of gold At the end of the rainbow And faith was right there To pull me through, yeah Used to be locked doors Now I can just walk on through Hey, uh, hey, hey, hey It's the greatest I'm that star up in the sky I'm that star up in the sky I'm that mountain peak up high Hey, I made it I'm the world's greatest And I'm that little bit of hope When my back's against the ropes I can feel it

I'm the world's greatest

On a summer day in the month of May a burly bum came hiking Down a shady lane through the sugar cane, he was looking for his liking. As he roamed along he sang a song of the land of milk and honey Where a bum can stay for many a day, and he won't need any money Oh the buzzin' of the bees in the cigarette trees near the soda water fountain, At the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings on the Big Rock Candy Mountains There's a lake of gin we can both jump in, and the handouts grow on bushes In the new-mown hay we can sleep all day, and the bars all have free lunches Where the mail train stops and there ain't no cops, and the folks are tender-hearted Where you never change your socks and you never throw rocks, And your hair is never parted Oh the buzzin' of the bees in the cigarette trees near the soda water fountain, At the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings on the Big Rock Candy Mountains Oh, a farmer and his son, they were on the run, to the hay field they were bounding Said the bum to the son, "Why don't you come to the big rock candy mountains?" So the very next day they hiked away, the mileposts they were counting But they never arrived at the lemonade tide, on the Big Rock Candy Mountains Oh the buzzin' of the bees in the cigarette trees near the soda water fountain, At the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings on the Big Rock Candy Mountains One evening as the sun went down and the jungle fires were burning, Down the track came a hobo hiking, and he said Boys, I'm not turning. I'm heading for a land that's far away beside the crystal fountains; So come with me, we'll go and see the Big Rock Candy Mountains. In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright, The handouts grow on bushes and you sleep out every night Where the boxcars all are empty and the sun shines every day On the birds and the bees and the cigarete trees, The lemonade springs where the bluebird sings In the Big Rock Candy Mountains In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, all the cops have wooden legs And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay soft-boiled eggs The farmer's trees are full of fruit and the barns are full of hay Oh I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow Where the rain don't fall, the wind don't blow In the Big Rock Candy Mountains In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, you never change your socks And little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks The brakemen have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind There's a lake of stew and of whiskey too And you can paddle all around 'em in a big canoe In the Big Rock Candy Mountains In the Big Rock Candy Mountains the jails are made of tin, And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in There ain't no short-handled shovels, no axes, saws or picks, I'm a-goin' to stay where you sleep all day Where they hung the jerk that invented work In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

I'll see you all this comin' fall in the Big Rock Candy Mountains!

Another Friday night, to get the feeling right At the bar when he sees her coming over What you gonna do, if she walks up to you Tongue tied better get yourself together Pound another drink, to give him time to think What's your sign hey I think you know a friend of mine All the stupid lines, that he had ever heard Wouldn't come to mind he couldn't say a word Tonight tonight, he's gonna get it right Even losers can get lucky sometimes All the freaks go on a winning streak In a perfect world, all the geeks get the girls Got her holding steady, forget her name already Sweatin' hard not a smooth operator She's got it going on, dancing to her favorite song He's got the line is it your place or mine She turns and walks away, where did he go wrong? But waiting by the car, she says what took you so long Tonight tonight, he's gonna get it right Even losers can get lucky sometimes All the freaks go on a winning streak In a perfect world, all the geeks get the girls The very next day, he guessed she ran away The one and only in his bed so lonely But she comes walking in, with coffee and a grin Crazy as it seems, it wasn't just a dream And all around the world, people shout it out The geeks got the girl Last night he finally got it right Even losers can get lucky sometimes All the freaks go on a winning streak

Shout it all around the world 'cause the geeks get the girls

Now there's a backseat/lover That's always under/cover And I talk til my daddy say Said you ain't seen/nuthin Til you're down on her/muffin And there's sure to be a change in ways Now there's a cheer/leader That's a real big/pleaser As far as I can remi/nisce But the best thing/love it Was her sister and her/cousin And it started with a little kiss, like this She starts/swingin With the boys in/tune And her feet just fly up in the air Singin hey diddle diddle with a kitty in the middle And they swingin like it just don't care So I took a big/chance At the high school/dance With a lady who was ready to play It wasn't me she was/foolin Cause she knew what was she was/doin when she told me how to walk this way She told me to Walk this way! Talk this way! Walk this way! Talk this way! She told me to Walk this way! Talk this way! Walk this way! Talk this way! Well just gimme a kiss/some head! Oooh, a-like this! School girl/sleazy With a/classy kind of sassy Little skirt hangin way up her knee It was three young ladies In the school gym/locker And they find they were lookin D I was high school/loser Never made it with a/lady Til a boy told me somethin I missed That my next door/neighbor had a daughter/had a favor And I gave the girl just a little kiss, like this She starts swingin with the boys in the school with her feet flyin up in the air Singing hey diddle diddle with a kitty in the middle I was swingin like I didn't care So I took a big chance at the high school dance With a miss who was ready to play Wasn't me she was foolin cause she knew what she was doin when she told me how to walk this way She told me to Walk this way! Talk this way! Walk this way! Talk this way! She told me to Walk this way! Talk this way! Walk this way!

Talk this way!

Yeah! Oh! Get Up! I said get up! Let's go! Better watch out, now Here we come (come) And we ain't stoppin' until We see the mornin' sun (sun) So give us room to do our thing Cuz we ain't come to hurt no one (one) So everybody come on get up on the floor Right now and grab someone (one) Now first of all I'm the boss I just wanna get that across Man even my Dentist hates when I floss Pull up to the club in a Pinto likes it's a Porsche Garbage bag for one of the windows Spray-painted doors with the flames on 'em Michigan plates and my name's on 'em Baby, Shady's here come on get him If you dames want 'em But he ain't stupid so quit tryin' to run them games on him He's immune to Cupid, why you tryin' to put your claims on him? Cuz you won't do to me what you did to the last man Now climb in back try not to kick over the gas can There's a half a gallon in it, that could be our last chance We have of just gettin' home, now could I get that lap dance? She's got a tattoo of me right above her ass man In the streets of Warren, Michigan we call 'em tramp stamps That means she belongs to me, time to put the damn clamps Down and show this hussy who's the man Now, get up, dance! Now you can do this on your own But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone So get on the floor and grab somebody! Ain't nothin' but a White Trash Party! So let's have us a little bash And if anyone asks It ain't no one but us trash You dunno, you better akse somebody Cuz we're havin' a White Trash Party! Pull a fifth of Bacardi from outta my underwear And walk around the party without a care Like a body without a head Lookin' like a zombie from Night of the Livin' Dead And tomorrow I'll still be too high to get outta bed Til I feel like I been hit wit the sharp part'a the hammer Mixin' Hennessey and Fanta with Pepto and Mylanta I shoot the gift like I'm hollerin' "Die Santa!" Missed the tree and hit Rudolph and two innocent bystanders So quit tryin' ta play the wall like you ballin Get on the floor when the beat drops and stop stallin' They call me the Stephon Marbury of rap, darlin' Cuz as soon as they throw on some R-Kelly I start ballin' Makin' it rain for the ladies in the mini's But I'm not throwin' ones, fives, tens, or even twenties I'm throwin' quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies up at skinnies Man I do this for them bunnies up at Denny's From the north, east and west, but when It comes to them trailers in them South Parks Muffle it, cuz homie that hood's tighter then Kenny's So ladies if your belly button's not an innie then I'm outie Now hop in my minivan, let's get rowdy C'mon Now you can do this on your own But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone So get on the floor and grab somebody! Ain't nothin' but a White Trash Party! So let's have us a little bash And if anyone asks If there ain't no one but us trash You dunno, you better akse somebody Cuz we're havin' a White Trash Party! Now whether you're black, white or purple If you're misunderstood But you don't give a fuck You weren't doin' shit that you should Long as you know you're up to evil And you're no damn good Get on the floor, man, and rep your 'hood Now honey, don't let them pricks trip We should make a quick dip And go do some donuts in the hospital parkin' lot Cuz girl I got a sick wip Kick the back window outta my grill and Put two milk crates in the trunk Rip out the stick shift and Make a five seater I'll be damned if I feed a chick It ain't like me to split a piece 'a dry pita I'll be the S-L to the I-M S-H-A-D-Y And I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater I'll rip a tree out the ground And flip it upside down 'Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown I'll tell ya now I'm so raw I still need to un-thaw You feel me, yall? I shut the club down like Drake in the mall But baby, a body like that's against the law You the baddest little chain with the blades I ever saw Goats, small containers, empty straw wrappers and all You got more junk in your trunk than I do in my car Now get up! Now you can do this on your own But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone So get on the floor and grab somebody! Ain't nothin' but a White Trash Party! So let's have us a little bash And if anyone asks If there ain't no one but us trash You dunno, you better akse somebody

Cuz we're havin' a White Trash Party!

When the ebbing tide retreats Along the rocky shoreline It leaves a trail of tidal pools In a short-lived galaxy Each microcosmic planet A complete society A simple kind mirror To reflect upon our own All the busy little creatures Chasing out their destinies Living in their pools They soon forget about the sea... Wheels within wheels in a spiral array A pattern so grand and complex Time after time we lose sight of the way Our causes can't see their effects A quantum leap forward In time and in space The universe learned to expand The mess and the magic Triumphant and tragic A mechanized world out of hand Computerized clinic For superior cynics Who dance to a synthetic band In their own image Their world is fashioned No wonder they don't understand Science, like nature Must also be tamed With a view towards its preservation Given the same State of integrity It will surely serve us well Art as expression Not as market campaigns Will still capture our imaginations Given the same State of integrity It will surely help us along The most endangered species The honest man Will still survive annihilation Forming a world State of integrity Sensitive, open and strong Wave after wave will flow with the tide And bury the world as it does Tide after tide will flow and recede

Leaving life to go on as it was...

Your eyes are blue like the ocean And baby I'm lost out at sea Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me I've been trying to ask you but I can't seem to speak Was it love at first sight 'cause I walked by last week. I'm singing Fa la la la la... Your lips look so lonely Would they like to meet mine You are the one that I've been hoping to find You're so sweet that you Put Hersheys out of business Can I have a photograph to show my friends that Angels truly exist. I'm singing Fa la la la la... You're as cute as a button The things you do sure are something Are you running out of breath From running through my head, all night. Is there something in your eye Oh wait, it's just a sparkle Can you get a little closer And help me out a little bit I scraped my knee fallin' for you But baby a kiss will do. I'm singing Fa la la la la la... You're as cute as a button The things you do sure are something Are you running out of breath From running through my head, all night. I'm falling in love And wouldn't I like to think so And every night I look at the stars out my window And I hope I can see The one that we saw together It was just you and me and honestly I'll look for that star forever. I'm falling in love And wouldn't I like to think so And every night I look at the stars out my window And I hope I can see The one that we saw together It was just you and me and honestly I'll look for that star forever. You're as cute as a button The things you do sure are something Are you running out of breath From running through my head, all night. You're as cute as a button The things you do sure are something Are you running out of breath

From running through my head, all night.

History's made it's mark in anger As everybody knows it's what we do It's nothing new The next chords struck are fault and failure And we both know that finger points on cue There's blame for two Do you really want him coming Newo? Do you really think he's coming back to you? Oh, Once the world stops spinning, read that writing on the wall. Is there another. Newo? Is there cushion just enough to break my fall Oh, don't you cry Just lie there baby in the past, Cause if you want it all right now Hide your feathers, on the back porch, baby He's coming home for... you've... been... such... a liar Hide your feathers, Little back porch lady You're too old... enough to cry your sorry eyes out over the world Hear me scream outside your window I'm only here to make my peace with you... There's something new Oh, it was our time, that day in our lives If I could do things different, what would I choose? Oh, why would you cry, Mama. Please, don't cry Mama. Oh, don't you cry, no, no. Right now! hide your feathers on the back porch, baby. He's coming home for... you've... been... such... a liar. Hide your feathers, little back porch lady You're too old... enough to cry your sorry eyes out over the world No other could wait for a lover to embrace, boy When there's no more room for love, You'll sail her off to the shores No other, would wait for a lover. To embrace, boy, when there's no more room for love, You'll sail her off to the shores Right now! hide your feathers on the back porch, baby. He's coming home for you've... been... such... a liar. Right now! hide your feathers on the back porch, baby. He's coming home for you've... been... such... a liar. Hide your feathers, little back porch lady To open up to cry your sorry eyes out Wait a minute, little back porch lady Wait a minute, little back porch lady (I'm in love) Wait a minute, little back porch lady Why won't you cry, Mama Why would you cry, no, no Wait a minute, little back porch lady Wait a minute, little back porch lady (I'm in love) Wait a minute, little back porch lady Why won't you cry, Mama

Why would you cry, no, no

Had a little love, but I spread it thin Falling in her arms and out again Made a bad name for my game around town Tore up my heart, and shut it down Nothing to do Nowhere to be A simple little kind of free Nothing to do No one but me And that's all I need I'm perfectly lonely I'm perfectly lonely I'm perfectly lonely (Yeah) 'Cause I don't belong to anyone Nobody belongs to me I see friends around from time to time When their ladies let them slip away And when they ask me how I'm doing with mine This is always what I say Nothing to do Nowhere to be A simple little kind of free Nothing to do No one to be Is it really hard to see Why I'm perfectly lonely I'm perfectly lonely I'm perfectly lonely I'm perfectly lonely (Yeah) 'Cause I don't belong to anyone Nobody belongs to me And this is not to say There never comes a day I'll take my chances and start again And when I look behind On all my younger times I have to thank the wrongs that led me to a love so strong I'm perfectly lonely I'm perfectly lonely I'm perfectly lonely (Yeah) 'Cause I don't belong to anyone Nobody belongs to me

It's the way, it's the way, it's the way that I want it