i know you fools. i know you disgusting sniveling wretches like i know the back of my hand. i can feel your grubby little paws itching to create and spam comments on " Opinion Threads™️ ".

well i am here to tell you NO. i am here to provide an outlet for your sick desires. i am here to help you all sublimate your primal cravings for others' attention. if you do not know what the word " sublimate " means, this is just further proof that you are spending too much time reading the thoughts of socially-starved, MOBA-obsessed gremlins, instead of reading Books. Classics such as " The Lightning Thief " or any Book from the critically acclaimed series Redwall.

To return to the point at hand, I am making an unprecedented kind of opinion thread. you may ask me for my opinion on anything EXCEPT yourself. That's Right. direct your curiosity towards pursuits other than that of idle Vanity. in fact. you cannot ask me for my opinion on ANYONE directly connected to ebic amfia. non-compliance will be met with swift and exacting punishment.

ask away (-: