i know you fools. i know you disgusting sniveling wretches like i know the back of my hand. i can feel your grubby little paws itching to create and spam comments on " Opinion Threads™️ ".
well i am here to tell you NO. i am here to provide an outlet for your sick desires. i am here to help you all sublimate your primal cravings for others' attention. if you do not know what the word " sublimate " means, this is just further proof that you are spending too much time reading the thoughts of socially-starved, MOBA-obsessed gremlins, instead of reading Books. Classics such as " The Lightning Thief " or any Book from the critically acclaimed series Redwall.
To return to the point at hand, I am making an unprecedented kind of opinion thread. you may ask me for my opinion on anything EXCEPT yourself. That's Right. direct your curiosity towards pursuits other than that of idle Vanity. in fact. you cannot ask me for my opinion on ANYONE directly connected to ebic amfia. non-compliance will be met with swift and exacting punishment.
i got in a fight w my sister yesterday bc i promised to make her a spam sandwich then forgot about it after putting the bread in to toast so spam is not my favorite right now
because he is 28 going on 39, he needs to love his girlfriend of 7 years and the idea of Starting a Family
WRONG HIM
my b, uhhhhhh he's so busy trying to experience everything in life and he always wants to be having fun because he can't be left alone with his thoughts for even a minute and no one seems like they could fit into his escapist lifestyle, sadly including u ):
nah this isn't spam but i am very much NOT a ham person. really doesn't sit right with me. i'll eat it in sandwiches occasionally but i like NEVER seek it out.
re-reviving this thread because i have been doing so much of making other people give opinions and not enough of giving my own. also, why does this have almost 679k views? what's going on there?