Joe Applies for Big Brother7
And eventually wins.
Folks, I've been on EM for 9ish years now and in that time fell in love with Big Brother, the best television show ever. EM has taught me my love for orgs, my knack for social manipulation, and my love for deception (all in a game sense). Not only is it my life's dream to be on the show, but also, c'mon, I'm gonna win this thing!
Who else could?
I'm not playing for the money. I'm playing to win the best game on Earth.
I've mapped this out. 2022 will be the first time I'm able to comfortably play the game, so the summer of 2023 will be one wild ride.
I'll no doubt be here in 3 years, so I'm making this for posterity.
Just wait till I make a new post in 3 years about how they accepted my application and I'll be in the game.
See you then.