I'm leaving epicmafia but for real8
Hey there, thanks for clicking on this thread. I apologize for the false pretense that led you here, but I want to talk to you today about our great Creator, "Winona Ryder". Why did I put her name in quotation marks? Well, I believe that the actress known as "Winona Ryder" isn't exactly the person who we think she is.
Now, this may be where you stop reading. This may be where you scoff and pass off this thread as some elaborate joke made my me, an elaborate jokester. But I assure you, people of this site, that couldn't be any farther from the case. You may be asking yourself, "what is she trying to say?" or thinking in anger, "I wish she'd just get on with it". Very well. I see there's little room for patience in this fast-paced world, so I will break the ice and tell you, I am not an atheist as many previously thought. I am the lone practictioner of what I call "Human Divinity", and this religion prophesies that at any point in time, the Creator of humanity lives on in our society in a single human body. Through extensive tests, research, and physical observation, I have determined film and television actress Winona Ryder to be the current incarnation of the Creator.
Now you're probably asking, "what does this mean for me?" Well, reader, you are a human on this great earth, which means you, I, and everyone are all on the same side. You are a child of our Creator, just like me, and regardless of if you recognize this or not, it's true. What I personally would recommend is to read some of her writings, watch some of her films, and really get a personal connection with our great Creator. Afterward, you should probably check out the hub we have for her, https://winona-ryder.org/information/. Please post information you may have about past Creators here, as well! I think Phineas Gage may have been an incarnation.