KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS
EPISODE 1
LesbianPirate - Kylie Jenner
Stinky - Kendall Jenner
Mssbooklover - Kourtney Kardashian
GodessShan - Khloe Kardashian
ICouldBeYourDad - Kanye Kardashian
Masc - Kim Kardashian
Kizaru - Jorydn Woods
Ivana - Rob Kardashian
Jets - Oj Simpson
Karmatica - Marina Diamonds
ZzFifth - Jonathan Cheban
FGToxIC - Brody Jenner
Torikate - Caitlyn Jenner
Previously on Keeping up With The Kardashians....
Kendall Jenner: fuc k you stop touching my feet
Kylie Jenner: hey guys i just launched my new morpe x kylie cosmetics pallet and oh my god look at these pallets guys soo pretty fuc k u kendall look at the packaging guys i worked so hard on it
Tonight On....
Khloe: oh my god he cheated on me what a f. ucking ing pig oink oink i cant believe it i cant breathe it
Kourtney: cool
Kendall: can you stop being so selfish rat
EPISODE 1:
INTRO - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXwPkGqsEHE
7 am Kitchen
Kylie: what are we doing guys today
Kris: we could go shopping i have cancer so i have one more day to live
Kylie: wait i just need to snapchat this new eyebrow pallete it is so cute
Kendall: lets play name the ugliest kardashian
Kylie: Kourtney
Kendall: Kourtney
Kourtney: why
Kendall: fu ck you
Kylie: oh my god you are literally broken your boyfriend is dating another bi tch while u have to take care of the kids
Kourtney: kk
Kim: i was just going to go to the gym to work on my head
Kris: kim is that the feet i got u for ur birthday u dont need it to the gym sweetie
Kim: shut up cancer s hit b itch nobody loves u
Jordyn: Kylie I was just doing this activity thing with Travis anyways I am so in love with ur new pallets girl
Kylie: u look tired maybe u should sleep more go to bed i think you should sleep for a couple of more hours
Khloe: i was going to take the kids to a homeless shelter and then get tristan to pick them up
Kendall: okay cool
Kourtney: kk
Kylie: look at the mirror in my pallet you guys oh my god it is so nice
Kris: i am dying
Living Room
Khloe: oh my god guys this reporter just posted an article with a picture of tristan and jordyn woods making out
Kourtney: okay
Kendall: get botox next time fat
Khloe: how could this f ucking happen i am so fu cking mad where is Jordyn i am going to beat her up
Kylie: guys i just bleached my feet hair what do u think
Kourtney: it smells bad just like ur receding hairline
Kendall: guys i am going to show u my calvin klein modelling pictures
Kitchen
Kendall: where is Khloe guys
Kylie: i want to see ur modelling pictures
Living Room
Kendall: oh my god guys.... KHLOE IS DEAD
Kourtney: did she finally kill herself
Kendall: no she was murdered
WHO DID IT????
STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 2
COMING OUT ON FRIDAY
