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how do i make girlfriend punch me

lilin
almost 5 years

hello this is my first relationship and we've been together for around 3 months and weve known each other for 5 and we're great together and i love her but i havent told her that i liked being casually bullied or punched (any of those kinks). i think it would be weird to even ask and if i did ask then like it wouldn't mean much because shed probably feel obligated to do so no this post isnt some hha funy meme by lilin this is an actual post and i need relationship advice so incels do not feel the need to post here

thecolonel
almost 5 years

Blister says


thecolonel says

from experience


did you get wanna get punched too


if my balls ain't whipped I ain't çumming
Blister
almost 5 years

thecolonel says

from experience


did you get wanna get punched too
error
almost 5 years

lilin says


LesbianPirate says

sign up for a karate class and take her with you


you are smart


what's the criteria lilin? will a swift chop to the neck satisfy the requirement(s) in lieu of an erotic jab?
lilin
almost 5 years

LesbianPirate says

sign up for a karate class and take her with you


you are smart
LesbianPirate
almost 5 years
sign up for a karate class and take her with you
lilin
almost 5 years

thecolonel says

Think about why that is a kink in reflection of how you see yourself and ask whether you want that to be the way it is in the Future


omg this is worse than what happened to max mosley
thecolonel
almost 5 years
I hope you don't delete this thread lilin it's important to have these discussions
thecolonel
almost 5 years
Clockwise26
almost 5 years
Start with something smaller and build your way up to the bullying/punching.
thecolonel
almost 5 years
It's not all nature and hard integration -- all reconfigurable attitudes if you want them to be
thecolonel
almost 5 years
Think about why that is a kink in reflection of how you see yourself and ask whether you want that to be the way it is in the Future
thecolonel
almost 5 years

lilin says


thecolonel says

Drop the degeneracy fetishes in my humble opinion


WHY ARE YOU KINK SHAMING ME


I don't mean to do that I'm sure it's natural for that to feel good to you but from experience the BDSM thing definitely doesn't translate to lessening a sense of inferiority or neuroses that come from the whole Kink in the person who's submitting
lilin
almost 5 years

thecolonel says

Drop the degeneracy fetishes in my humble opinion


WHY ARE YOU KINK SHAMING ME
thecolonel
almost 5 years
They are not good for the long term relationship
thecolonel
almost 5 years
Drop the degeneracy fetishes in my humble opinion
superspooky
almost 5 years
Your girlfriend can't punch you if you don't have one in the first place.



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Okay okay, serious relationship tips from uncle spooky.

Just be honest with her, so you guys are a couple for 3 months I'm sure that won't just ruin the relationship. You have to be honest and I'm very sure she won't mind and will support you, OTHERWISE SHE IS NOT WORTH IT!!

No but serious you worry too much...
Just tell her and everything will be fine, be brave and I'm sure she'll help you!
error
almost 5 years

lilin says


error says

currently the fastest way to get punched in the western world is to

Spoiler
dress up like a german baddie circa 1942

but that's a

Spoiler
terrible idea which i would never endorse (you can reach my lawyer for further comment)




how do i report a post


where's the lie
lilin
almost 5 years

error says

currently the fastest way to get punched in the western world is to

Spoiler
dress up like a german baddie circa 1942

but that's a

Spoiler
terrible idea which i would never endorse (you can reach my lawyer for further comment)




how do i report a post
error
almost 5 years
currently the fastest way to get punched in the western world is to

Spoiler
dress up like a german baddie circa 1942

but that's a

Spoiler
terrible idea which i would never endorse (you can reach my lawyer for further comment)
lilin
almost 5 years
have you ever made a thread you regret well i do have gay friends irl but i dont want them to know this kind of stuff and im still embarrassed of it and i just want toa sk internet people