almost 5 years

Alright so the idea here is simple. I have randomly rolled a word out of the majority of the english language. Whoever guesses the word wins. However, there are some rules:

  1. You must participate in active conversation. Content doesn't matter, the point is, its conversation. You cant just spam, talk nonsense, or filler. The conversation can change and warp naturally, but you cant just talk to yourself.
  2. In addition to the main word, there are also random "Clue" words. 4 of them. If you say a clue word, you will be messaged a hint towards the main word. You may choose to share this clue or not, it's on you, but you will not be told what the clue you guessed was.
  3. The word will not be a slur or a word that might be censored. The odds of generating that is small enough anyways, but had I rolled that statistically unlikely situation, i'd re roll it.

There wont be a prize this time (besides bragging rights), but who knows, if we actually have fun and this goes over well, maybe down the line I can do a small token prize or something?

With that, I'll start off the conversation:

Whats your favorite food, and why?

almost 5 years
in 6th grade there was this kid who always called me a gay unicorn cuz well. you know. 6th grader insults amirite. and then we had a lady come in and tell us about drugs and like, not to do them. and she said that drugs can stunt ur growth?? and i was like the shortest kid in class so i was like omg what if everyone thinks i do drugs....and got upset but didnt say anything. and then when the lady left that one kid was like "hey im gonna call you meth unicorn from now on haha" and i LOST IT i remember crying on the floor of the classroom and the teacher pulling me aside and asking me what happened sdfjgbdfg in retrospect it was really silly but well. 6th graders amirite
almost 5 years
one time my friend in like 8th grade really needed to pee but was really socially anxious so she peed on her chair it was so gross

another ime we had to run a mile and this girl threw upwhile running and the teacher made her keep going and it was so nasty!!

my school was WACK
almost 5 years
not bizarre or weird per se but once i vomited in class.

the teacher would not pay attention when my hand was raised. i resorted to covering my mouth with both hands. when he finally noticed me, he yelled "GO TO THE BATHROOM!". But because of his inattentiveness I failed to even make it to the door. I was teased for it for several months after lol

i'd be delighted to hear the adventures or strange happenings of others in school.
almost 5 years
i dont really read books, i used to read warriors and all the other furry jazz.... i also really like books by this one author.. bill ___ i forget his last name.. maybe myers? idk. there was a girl at my school with the last name myers and she rescued a puppy from the ocean. it was cool but she also was a drug dealer who sent her whole posse after me so she was not cool.
anyone else have any weird school stories?
almost 5 years
i dont like any citrus fruits tbh, lime is on thin ice cuz its kind of good but lemons? oranges? tangerines? nah bro not for me.

i havent read any books in a really long time but my favorites are the leviathan trilogy and howls moving castle (the book not the movie)
almost 5 years
I don't like fleshy fruits. Well, I don't know if an orange is considered fleshy, but I like oranges. My favorite fruit is an apple. Also, a book I would recommend is "The Sellout" by Paul Beatty
almost 5 years
Eggplants are actually more fleshy. Sorta like a mushroom, but more smooth and dry. (At least on the outside)

Books sound like a great change of topic!
I really enjoy Tolkien's works.
almost 5 years
You've touched an eggplant but never eaten it? That's so weird! Does it have a smooth texture or is it kind of rough and bumpy all over? I wouldn't know because I've never even seen one in real life. I like the colour though, purple is nice. It's much better than red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet (although it's kind of like the latter two), chartreuse, lime green, forest green, fanta orange, blood orange, fuschia, burgundy, khaki, aqua, cyan etc. I can't really think of any more colours off the top of my head! Black and white are shades. Enough about colours though, how many eggplants have you seen? One? Two? Three? Four? Five? Six? Seven? Eight? Nine? Ten? Eleven? Twelve? Thirteen? Fourteen? Fifteen? Sixteen? Seventeen? Eighteen? Nineteen? Twenty? I wonder what Hitler's favourite number was... Sorry for being so LOLZ RANDOM, it's just the colour talk made me think about him and how he dropped out of art school, rip he should've been a painter rather than like a genocidal maniac. Anyway I don't really know what else to say, it was nice meeting you. What's your favourite book or should we keep talking about food? My favourite food is pizza and ice cream btw, although I do like lasagna and spaghetti, I don't really like meats like chicken, fish, lamb, pork or beef I think it's mean that those animals only exist for us to consume them :(
almost 5 years
kinda weird but I've always enjoyed the feel of eggplants, but I've never actually eaten one.
almost 5 years
I've never had eggplant on pizza, do you crisp it up or is it like thicker, chewier slices? I've never been able to stand eggplant in dishes because it felt like chewing rubber.
almost 5 years
I was pinged by pizza. Eggplant pizza is my favorite
almost 5 years
*t poses* hi welcome to chilis
almost 5 years
Has anyone been to a chili's lately? I haven't been since I was a child and I'm wondering what the they even do at chilis?????????????? Eat Peppers?
almost 5 years
i dont like pizza or pineapple but personally i feel like if i liked them both then like...hell why not??? i understand some people's disgust towards it though. We Are All Valid In This Chili's Tonight.
almost 5 years
Honestly I can see WHY someone would want pineapple on pizza, because sweet and savory together is an amazing combo. (maple bacon? Hell yeah. Teriyaki? Sign me up.) But I just... I cant get past how juicy pineapples are. I don't like biting into a melty cheesy pizza and getting a slurp of hot fruit juice.

TLDR: Not for me, but no judgement.
almost 5 years
I hate pineapples as a fruit alone, much less on pizza.
Bacon on the other hand. I like that.
almost 5 years
Pizza my dish of choice. Pepperoni my topping.

What is the general consensus about pineapples on top of pizza?
almost 5 years
Would it be against the Geneva Convention to dress up POWs in bunny suits?

Asking for a friend.
almost 5 years
Mexican food. I love Mexican food. The majority of restaurants in my city sell Mexican food, like every other restaurant. Also Taco Bell is a disgrace, and is very disgusting, and shouldn't be considered Mexican food; change that to food.
almost 5 years

awesomeyetdangerous says

This manifesto, or perhaps even a menagerie, of comments makes me want to defenestrate, or perhaps involve in a putsch, the constabulary of this sesquipedalian site to mark the sesquicentennial of April 4, 1869, when Mary Colter, a historical American architect and designer, was born, which I found out through the usage of a historical database.


So your favorite food is word salad? :P
almost 5 years
This manifesto, or perhaps even a menagerie, of comments makes me want to defenestrate, or perhaps involve in a putsch, the constabulary of this sesquipedalian site to mark the sesquicentennial of April 4, 1869, when Mary Colter, a historical American architect and designer, was born, which I found out through the usage of a historical database.
almost 5 years
Mexican food is amazing, but I hate when people put sauce on the outside of my burrito or chimichanga. Like, who the hell wants a wet burrito. That should be a war crime. That's an enchilada you fool, I didn't order that.
almost 5 years
i prefer mexican food i enjoy its spiciness unlike yall white people who like plain hamburgers with just cheese
almost 5 years
One of my favorite foods is calamari with squeezed lemon and tartar sauce. I just think it’s neat.
almost 5 years
maybe they needed to get a pair of gloves custom made by a tailor or artisan?