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College vs Prison

Jobe
about 5 years

Why you should go to prison instead of college:

College:

Lax Security, Open to Threats

Dumb Rules

Expensive Room and Board

Gotta Pay a Lot More to Extend Room and Board

Very High Tuition

Sports Fields are Expensive to get into

Getting Stuck with A**hole Roommate for 6 months

Textbooks are around $300 each

High-priced Gym Membership

Teaches Boring Knowledge of Stuff you will never need to Know in your Life

Zero-tolerance drug policy

Prison:

Strict Security, Ensures Everyone’s Safety

No Rules

Free Room and Board

Extended Room and Board for all Rules Broken

No Tuition

Unrestricted Access to Sports Fields

Higher Odds of Getting Close with Roommate

Free Books

Free Gym Membership/Access

Teaches Valuable Knowledge of the Streets

Free drugs

gotoprison

Jobe
about 5 years

somethingwhatever says

Is it surprising that the cellular prison, with its regular chronologies, forced labour, its authorities of surveillance and registration, its experts in normality, who continue and multiply the functions of the judge, should have become the modern instrument of penality? Is it surprising that prisons resemble factories, schools, barracks, hospitals, which all resemble prisons?


isn't that a reflexive statement?
somethingwhatever
about 5 years
Is it surprising that the cellular prison, with its regular chronologies, forced labour, its authorities of surveillance and registration, its experts in normality, who continue and multiply the functions of the judge, should have become the modern instrument of penality? Is it surprising that prisons resemble factories, schools, barracks, hospitals, which all resemble prisons?
IRLPlayer
about 5 years
dude

:/
SteelixMega
about 5 years

Zhuorb says

he said you can't depend on the BJ


but they most certainly CAN save your life.
Zhuorb
about 5 years
he said you can't depend on the BJ
SteelixMega
about 5 years

cowgirl says


SteelixMega says


July says

And yet people still spend extra time in college, but you would be hard pressed to find an inmate that wouldn't mind staying in prison an extra year.


lol people spend extra time in prison too yaknoe, well beyond the 4-6 years


july meant they dont WANT to smartass


so from what July said, you can make the comparison of college to prison that BJ can save your life at the price of your dignity in either of those institutions.
cowgirl
about 5 years

SteelixMega says


July says

And yet people still spend extra time in college, but you would be hard pressed to find an inmate that wouldn't mind staying in prison an extra year.


lol people spend extra time in prison too yaknoe, well beyond the 4-6 years


july meant they dont WANT to smartass
SteelixMega
about 5 years

July says

And yet people still spend extra time in college, but you would be hard pressed to find an inmate that wouldn't mind staying in prison an extra year.


lol people spend extra time in prison too yaknoe, well beyond the 4-6 years
deletedabout 5 years
Working full time and taking on a high rigor major is worse than prison, especially if you are overshooting/challenge yourself in terms of what you are studying.

You can't really "not get" something or do bad on an exam and hope that you can reach your teaching assistant during office hours to give them a BJ to give away questions for the next exam when you have to go straight from class to work.
deletedabout 5 years
And yet people still spend extra time in college, but you would be hard pressed to find an inmate that wouldn't mind staying in prison an extra year.
SteelixMega
about 5 years
Lol worthy thread
SnowPuppy
about 5 years
i like the un-formatted version better.
it felt more 4chan
Pls revert changes
Linke
about 5 years
Orly is that college or prison
Orly
about 5 years
you missed the part where theres a lot of heroin, dirty needles, and grimy, disgusting behavior. like, as in up the booty with no lubey.
Zhuorb
about 5 years
Michel Foucault would like to have a word with you
MafiaGod
about 5 years
I want to go to a Columbian/Venuzelian Prison, at least I will get a hawt Col/Ven. roommate and do I even have to mention, COCAINE, cause those prison walls aren't built out of the stuff at all. There are rules btw. (I made this post PG)
MafiaGod
about 5 years
yeah you do, K-9's
PonyLove
about 5 years
You forgot the most important part, college has lots of dogs/puppies, you dont have those in prison
Jobe
about 5 years
how do format?
blacksnakemoan
about 5 years
u belong in prison for this atrocious formatting

u'll get shanked for it too if u do it again
D3xTr0m3th0rph4n
about 5 years
You can learn to cut hair in prison, and everyone needs haircuts