College vs Prison21

Jobe6mon 21d

Why you should go to prison instead of college:


Lax Security, Open to Threats

Dumb Rules

Expensive Room and Board

Gotta Pay a Lot More to Extend Room and Board

Very High Tuition

Sports Fields are Expensive to get into

Getting Stuck with A**hole Roommate for 6 months

Textbooks are around $300 each

High-priced Gym Membership

Teaches Boring Knowledge of Stuff you will never need to Know in your Life

Zero-tolerance drug policy


Strict Security, Ensures Everyone’s Safety

No Rules

Free Room and Board

Extended Room and Board for all Rules Broken

No Tuition

Unrestricted Access to Sports Fields

Higher Odds of Getting Close with Roommate

Free Books

Free Gym Membership/Access

Teaches Valuable Knowledge of the Streets

Free drugs


JobeFeb 7, 2019
Is it surprising that the cellular prison, with its regular chronologies, forced labour, its authorities of surveillance and registration, its experts in normality, who continue and multiply the functions of the judge, should have become the modern instrument of penality? Is it surprising that prisons resemble factories, schools, barracks, hospitals, which all resemble prisons?
isn't that a reflexive statement?