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Why are most men...

over 6 years

afraid of haunted houses?

I don't get it. It isn't real. You say you're afraid you'll punch someone because it's dark, but I think lil boobookitties are just scared.

Are y'all just a bunch of b!tches, or what?

Please discuss.

Do men exaggerate?
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Absofukkinlutely.
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No.
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Yes.
over 6 years
I fear haunted houses because I respect the dead and truly believe an afterlife is possible.

I want any and all supernatural forces seeing me as a 'bro' and not a 'gotta go' guy in the land of the living.
over 6 years
cuz its hard to walk in a tight hallway single file with a raging 12 inch raging hard on
over 6 years
From a psychological point of view, the standard features of haunted houses trigger feelings of dread because they push buttons in our brains that evolved long before houses even existed. These alarm buttons warn us of potential danger and motivate us to proceed with caution.

Haunted houses give us the creeps not because they pose a clear threat to us, but rather because it is unclear whether or not they represent a threat.

We feel uncomfortable when our personal space is violated anywhere, but especially so in situations where we feel as if escape will become difficult.
The prototypical haunted house is in a remote, isolated location, far removed from the rest of society (think of the off-season resort hotel in The Shining, for example). If bad things do happen, help would be a long time coming, even if communication with the outside world were possible. (Conveniently, in old horror movies the telephones always stop working.)
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not ALL men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
over 6 years
"haunted house" more like "douchebags house of making people flinch"
over 6 years
I'm a b*tch can confirm
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well, i think we can conclude rockgirlnikki is just a big dumb idiot.
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rockgirlnikki says

Will you protecc ur significant other, or will u let the monsters get them in order to save urself?


what kinda chivalry bs is this if you are scared of haunted houses and go on an "every man for himself" policy you are VALID
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Alyssa says


rockgirlnikki says

Btw. Y'all aren't answering my question.

Why are the majority of men afraid of haunted houses? What spooks you out about them?

Will you protecc ur significant other, or will u let the monsters get them in order to save urself?


Every time they may show emotion out of how a big stronk man xd should act they fear their masculinity may be on the line


maybe im dumb here but i dont think that makes a lick of sense
over 6 years

rockgirlnikki says

Btw. Y'all aren't answering my question.

Why are the majority of men afraid of haunted houses? What spooks you out about them?

Will you protecc ur significant other, or will u let the monsters get them in order to save urself?


Every time they may show emotion out of how a big stronk man xd should act they fear their masculinity may be on the line
over 6 years
kill all men
over 6 years
We aren't.

Boys are.
over 6 years

pip says

this thread is silly


Agreed.

Thank you, view. The superior human being that answered me.
over 6 years
this thread is silly
over 6 years
they are simply....... Cowards
over 6 years
Btw. Y'all aren't answering my question.

Why are the majority of men afraid of haunted houses? What spooks you out about them?

Will you protecc ur significant other, or will u let the monsters get them in order to save urself?
over 6 years

view says

actual houses that people died in or Fun haunted houses ????


Funsies.
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rockgirlnikki says


Bebop says

this is a strangely specific targeted thread


I was having a convo with my bf and was curious to know why so many guys are afraid of haunted houses.


poor guy
over 6 years
Obviously, someone hasn't seen Monster House...
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i actually make sure to stay in only the grandest haunted hotels when i travel. if there arent ghosts whats the point
over 6 years

view says

actual houses that people died in or Fun haunted houses ????


^ example of exaggeration. you don't have to die in a house to mark it as a haunted one. but i get your point now. there are fake haunted houses for entertainment.
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houses that people died in are really fun actually i like those better than the ones where actors chase you. those are bad but if its just an old rickety house im in
over 6 years
I'd be surprised if anyone here is scared of haunted houses when they're subjected to something even worse on a daily basis: epicmafia.com
over 6 years
actual houses that people died in or Fun haunted houses ????
over 6 years
let's end the gender hauntophobia gap