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best copypasta

over 6 years

dump ur copypasta here boys

deletedalmost 5 years
Hi baby girl hehe. Everything's okay, I promise. I forgive you. It's okay, don't worry about it. Everything's gonna be okay. I love you. I love you so much. I love you more than there are grains of sand, on every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy of the universe. I-I need you in my life. I need you more than humans need water, and food to survive. You mean more to me than - home depot means to Mr Ladrado. You mean more to me than just anything. You mean more to me than gold and diamonds, mean to the greediest burglar. And you're just the most perfect, most beautiful girl in all of the world, and I love you so much. I hope you enjoy watching this, baby girl kiss, hehe. See you at school tomorrow baby girl. I love you raises eyebrows, hehe. I do, it's true. I love you more than anything else in the world hehehe. Bye baby girl. Stay perfect. Just for me.
almost 5 years
^almost 3.5k followers lets go boys
deletedalmost 5 years
almost 5 years
i'm absolutely furious
over 5 years
ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:・゚ KAWAII WAVE!!:„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤KEEP THE KAWAII GOING ¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤øº
over 5 years
▌│█║▌║▌║ ᎽᎾu ᏆhᎥᏁᏦ Ꭵ ᎳᎾuᏞᎠ ᎶuᎥsᎬ Ꮑ1 ᎽᎾu sᏟᎾuᏁᎠᏒᎬᏞ? ║▌║▌║█│▌
over 5 years
You need epicmafia gold™ to be able to read this message.
over 5 years
Ooh, crew wipe. Let's see how many Golden Eggs ya got. 85? Not terrible.
over 5 years
Your message could not be delivered because you don't share a server with the recipient or you disabled direct messages on your shared server, recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends, or you were blocked by the recipient.
deletedover 5 years
Has it not occurred to you that the voice you've read my post in is in fact the voice in your head? It's your voice, it bears your tone, and your judgement values.

How about this: Why are you being a little ? I am the matriarch of redditarian gang banging, dear. Do you not know who I am? I am desperately lonely.

Are you trying to be my friend? Because you've got an interesting way of going about it. I'm ok with this, I can work with this, this is what we do. I do this. (That's an ICP reference. Get it?)

Or am I wrong? Are you hurt or offended by something I said? Have I wronged you somehow? Are you upset? Do you feel trolled?

As your friend, I feel obliged to inform you that if you said "yes" to any of these questions, you might be misattributing things to me which do not exist. If you don't understand what that means, how about don't sit there and tell me I'm both somehow subjective and also wrong.

You can't have it both ways.

So what's it going to be, chummer? I am The House. And The House says the door is open. Are you going to walk in here, my up, and steal my properties? Ok, that's rude. We could also just chill.

If I think I'm someone who thinks they're deeper than they actually are, then clearly I must dig deeper. I died once, true story.

Listen... everything I've said in this thread... you must read in a voice with a friendly tone. And before you interrupted me, a youthful jubilence. You're abrasive, I'm sure you already know that. I understand I can be abrasive as well. I can understand you, I need you to understand me.

If you don't understand me, we can't be friends. If we can't be friends, then you best get to stepping because you're in my way.

Are you good?
over 5 years

LesbianPirate says

So that's cute. That's real cute. That's cute. That's cute. REAL CUTE


that is a meme catch phrase of the character depicted in my avi
over 5 years
00:49Fanas:I'll FUC'KING STAB U

00:499cirno9:its makin me scared

00:49Fanas:

00:49admin:=)

00:49Fanas:YEAH KEEP SMILIN' BEHIND UR SCREEN

00:499cirno9:STOP THE DRAMA NOOOOO

00:49admin:I WILL F'UCKING WRECK YOU UP AND TEAR OUT YOUR ESOPHAGUS

00:49Fanas:F'UCKING SKINNY CHINK

00:49runwithfire:HOLY

00:49runwithfire:S'HIT

00:49dapower:YES ADMIN

00:49admin:lol

00:49Corruption:Laughing so hard

00:49Roshiez:LMAO

00:49ariel244:omg

00:49Corruption:Right now

00:49runwithfire:GO LUCID

00:499cirno9:no admin go easy he is just a cat

00:49OBlock:oh

00:49luis4rod:This chatbox is too small

00:49OBlock:shots fired

00:49Radamanthos:lmfao

00:49Ptrol:you want to be scary?

00:49OBlock:bang bang

00:49Fanas:I'll f'ucking break your latismus dorsi muscle

00:49Fanas:c'unt

00:49voryn:Admin pls lower your tone my sandbox is a peaceful kingdom

00:50Fanas:I'll rip out your superficial temporal nerve you twat
over 5 years
00:43Fanas:answer then, bc i have no idea what i did

00:43Fanas:was it negging those posts?

00:43admin:you better hope you never meet me

00:43admin:i would f'uck u up

00:43Fanas:or did oblock/negra photoshop something and u fell for it

00:43Fanas:no u wouldn't

00:43Fanas:u p'ussy

00:43admin:hahaha

00:43Fanas:i'll beat the living out of u

00:44Fanas:u won't even say what i did

00:44Ptrol:fanas stop fighting and accept your ban

00:44Fanas:bc i have no idea what i did

00:44Fanas:no ptrol

00:44Fanas:he's being a c'unt

00:44admin:just shut up

00:44Fanas:he basically made me not bypass for nearly a month

00:44Ptrol:he is better than you

00:44Fanas:then bans me for no reason

00:44admin:shut the f'uck up

00:46Fanas:thanks for proving how much of a dic'k u are

00:46admin:hey mikalis

00:46ariel244:OMG YES

00:46Corruption:Hey Phil

00:46Fanas:u up my site

00:46admin:no fanas, i think we all know who the di'ck is

00:46admin:your site

00:46admin:haha

00:46Fanas:yeh it is my site

00:46Fanas:i care more about the site than u

00:48admin:haha fanas, did i scare you?

00:48Fanas:u pu'ssy

00:48himapapaftw:shut up vorny

00:48OBlock:Hey fanas are you angry

00:48Ptrol:sorry olaf but fu'ck you

00:48Fanas:nah

00:48Fanas:u're a pu'ssy

00:48dapower:vorny

00:48Fanas:'ing chink

00:48admin:DID I SCARE YOU?

00:48admin:haha

00:48Fanas:U'RE A PU'SSY

00:48Fanas:COME FIGHT ME THEN

00:499cirno9:guys pls stop the drama

00:49admin:come at me bro

00:49voryn:Admin pls lower your tone we are a civil sandbox

00:49OBlock:im p'ussy
over 5 years
such a good thread


VeryBest says

if you are a new player, or an old player, if you play the game of mafia in any way shape or form, I urge you to not share tables with these players.

The list is a WIP at the moment so I only have one name but I will graciously do the entire player base a huge favor and update it whenever I come across a player so disgustingly atrocious at the game that you owe it to yourself and your parents for all they've done for you to not do this to yourself and share a game with these players.

JM123/JM1234 [Probably the worst player i've come across in my entire 3 year stint on this website, you don't owe yourself the brain aneurysm resulting in joining a game with this player because the only reason he wins games is by incessantly leaning on the skill of other players, when put in a position to rely on his own skill or judgement this player will spaghetti harder than Tatami on a first date]



legend
over 5 years
I can not. I can not on my DAUGHTERS birthday believe that you would sit there and use some crap like that. You are a bull face. I- I c- Disgusting! Disgusting! I havent talked to you in 3 days. You didn't campaign to me. You. You. I can not! Disgusting! Disgusting! I cant believe on my daughters birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this. You're- you are disgusting! Do you understand? That's fine because the public saw who I voted out. And it was you. And we'll get you out again. So that's cute. That's real cute. That's cute. That's cute. REAL CUTE
over 5 years
prepucium
deletedover 5 years
2k+ is not a decent amount of IG followers at all! Omg how ugly are you people?
over 5 years
LMFAO!!! This is why you have no Instagram followers no matter how many times you plug your ig. You are UGLY, inside & out.
deletedover 5 years
over 5 years
Edark: INITIATING COCKREL LAUNCH SEQUENCE - MY COCKREL IS READY TO INJECT.

Karmatica: Um okay wtf stop. say that again and im leaving, i aint into that weaboo geek sci-fi sh1t nigg@!
over 5 years
Long-time non-biased veteran of the prestigious moderation team Sir Morgan Bebop Esq. can confirm that at that exact time I was not on the site anywhere during the hacking.

My joke testimony alone is not enough to satisfy the verdict so hastily given, as both English and American common law go by the rules that one under indictment or arrest is not considered guilty until proven so. With the high majority of the mod team being from the U.S. or U.K., the rules would state that I should not have been banned until I was proven to be the culprit (eventually found to be Madame Jamesina A. B. C.)

In response to my joke testimony, I should have only been placed within a court of contempt, where my permaban would not signify so. In the court of contempt for trolling while under oath, the penalty deemed necessary is but a mere trolling violation, which would have only banned me for 24 hours while the investigations continued.

Now the people vs. Minor user DatGuiser is very biased, and DatGuiser has had enough emotional trauma of being locked out of his own account with private information. The people have already found them to be innocent, as well as in several other mistrials and so the court moves for the defendant DatGuiser and his permabanned accounts Orienteering/CPO1 to be instantly unbanned and apologized to upon his properly scheduled unban time of 0000 hours of August 3rd, 2018 PST.
almost 6 years
please stop trolling i cant t ake it any more im so scared

i will ban you uf you keep trolling *100%%% serious* thats why i made this thread instead of pming you

you will be baned...........................

i am trhe trash man ,, cowards

remove mtlve
almost 6 years
almost 6 years
(Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of, "AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) ... Eh hem, you look quite lovely.
almost 6 years
Dear liberals, despacito neighborino.


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