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Ultimate Secret Ranking

nearbeer
almost 7 years

This secret ranking is unlike previous rankings in that it is:

  • Objective (not how much I like you or how likely you are to give a blowjob to a stranger)
  • Unsearchable (not your karma, a win rate, your user id, etc. so don't dig for a number like I did for EVERY SINGLE RANKING THANKS GUYS)
  • Non-cryptic (not the average value of characters in your name, the md5 of your name, etc.)

It will reflect a behavior, though it may correlate with other things so hopefully that doesn't make it too hard.

Criterion guessing winner gets a thumbs up; a big, happy, thumbs up

Otherwise, if the time runs out, you guys will disappoint me forever.

LioneI
almost 5 years

nearbeer says


Negra says

most posts in personal forums


ding ding ding it's the most posts made to any sandbox forums in 2017.

Apparently that heavily correlates with being effeminate...


wait no
LioneI
almost 5 years

nearbeer says


lucaskart says

Most famous to less famous.


it's actually most likely to give a blowjob to a stranger to least likely


lmaoo why was verumbark near the top when they were like 15?
nepenthe
almost 7 years

ObitoSigma says


nepenthe - 307



whaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
ObitoSigma
almost 7 years
To address those not on the list with over 100 posts:

Tricksterer - 104
luis4rod - 115
desta - 124
shayneismyname - 125
Ally - 130
sigh - 137
Parudocks - 151
CoryInContantinople - 162
Kitt - 177
Sishen - 189
riskitforthebiscuit - 203
coolkidrox123 - 206
Jimbei - 223
somethingwhatever - 249 (?????????)
nepenthe - 307
Bebop - 428
nearbeer
almost 7 years

ObitoSigma says

I only post when Chris posts in order to be even.


Just give him a handie whenever he does one for you and then you guys will always be even
ObitoSigma
almost 7 years
I only post when Chris posts in order to be even.
nearbeer
almost 7 years

lucaskart says

Most famous to less famous.


it's actually most likely to give a blowjob to a stranger to least likely
lucaskart
almost 7 years
Most famous to less famous.
lucaskart
almost 7 years
It's based on sexuality?
nearbeer
almost 7 years

Negra says

if you dont mind me asking how did you find these results.

did you make some sort of script that searches forums for posts by said user?

How did you search for the posts?
Did you make a script that went through every thread tallying the posts?

Also what language did you use that seems cool and interesting


In python, it just scanned every post using beautifulsoup4 with a recent enough timestamp (but stopped scanning a thread/forum when the most recent post it reached was over 1 yr old) and then compiled a huge list of post counts. Took like 10 minutes to scan once I ran it I think.

https://pastebin.com/kjsuX34T
Negra
almost 7 years
if you dont mind me asking how did you find these results.

did you make some sort of script that searches forums for posts by said user?

How did you search for the posts?
Did you make a script that went through every thread tallying the posts?

Also what language did you use that seems cool and interesting
chow
almost 7 years
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nearbeer
almost 7 years

blood4bloodgod says

nearbeer: "Unsearchable."
nearbeer: "don't dig for a number ."



nearbeer: it's the number of posts you made.


well how would you phrase it I was stuck on that too

Obviously it wasn't that confusing since negra got it in 4 hours
blood4bloodgod
almost 7 years
nearbeer: "Unsearchable."
nearbeer: "don't dig for a number ."



nearbeer: it's the number of posts you made.
nearbeer
almost 7 years

Negra says

wtf i only have 185 posts


in 2017
Negra
almost 7 years
wtf i only have 185 posts
FilthyLawn
almost 7 years
It's clearly ranked by what place you are on the list, come on people.
Platypops
almost 7 years
88 posts and i was born in 1988, clearly it's a sign
nearbeer
almost 7 years

sammy says

sammy thread is shook


one fking thousand posts, man o.o
Orion
almost 7 years
Is this a challenge?
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sammy thread is shook
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I'm woke
SirAmelio
almost 7 years
i need to do something with my life


i guess things like SBBB/gauntlet etc do take up a lot of posts huh
nearbeer
almost 7 years

SirAmelio says


nearbeer says

ding ding ding it's the most posts made to any sandbox forums in 2017.

Apparently that heavily correlates with being effeminate...


as in, threads created or posts overall? i really don't think im more active than some of these people LOL


Posts created. Here you go:

Full, unsorted data: https://pastebin.com/mGyNYBGf

Players only, sorted data: https://pastebin.com/mTe7REgv
SirAmelio
almost 7 years

nearbeer says


Negra says

most posts in personal forums


ding ding ding it's the most posts made to any sandbox forums in 2017.

Apparently that heavily correlates with being effeminate...


as in, threads created or posts overall? i really don't think im more active than some of these people LOL