SNK, let me spin a tale of why Edark cannot date thy fair maiden.
Edark, who lives in Sweden, is partially blind because of a rare swedish syndrome that slowly degenerates the eye. SNK, with your name color, Edark looking at you degrades his eyes much faster than anyone could ever imagine. That is why he settles with a darker pink color.
SNK, you're slowly killing Edark. Don't look at what you could have together.
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