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does anyone else ever wake up wishi

over 7 years

ng they were Indian like the best players of all EM

Signs that you may be transethnic:

  • You do yoga. it's a fun way to get in shape and build core strength
  • you feel sick every time you eat spaghetti. because you keep wishing it was f**king curry
  • You can name 5 or more Bollywood stars
  • You don't know why you get dirty looks when you call older men and women uncle & auntie
  • You believe, very strongly, that India is entitled to its nuclear stockpile and are deeply concerned by the nuclear chauvinism of the United States
  • You follow cricket (the sport)
  • You go tanning twice a week but you still feel too pale
  • You keep a copy of the Kama Sutra under your bed
  • Every time you see a caricature of a male terrorist wearing a turban you get legit mad..... like steamed........ because Sikh men are all pacifists and generally good people, they don't deserve the bad rap
  • You find it absolutely astonishing that the world's second largest nation receives so little media attention in the west
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benis
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>You can name 5 or more Bollywood stars

Aziz Ansari
Satyajit Ray
M. Night Shayamalan
Mindy Kaling
Kal Penn

haha screw u sandbox i'm INDIAN
over 7 years
the boys are back in town
over 7 years
I wake up wishing I was like mike.

over 7 years
this feels like a main lobby post