I would easily do it, as long as I could wash my hands or wipe my hands on a nearby person paying me $20.
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That awkward moment when the people at chipotle don't put enough fecal matter on my burrito.
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my favorite food species is feces
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I eat pieces of *** like you for breakfast
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i'd do it for $5 dollars, i'm not afraid of a piece of ***
how long would i have to touch it for
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No I dont
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oh sorry we can't all be prince charming in our ivory tower going around never touching poop topegi. wake up, life is not a fairy tale ok
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i touch poop all the time for free
Inappropriate content tbh
does anyone remember that south park episode where butters wrote a dirty book
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you should do that right now imo
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Any hole's a goal.
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Would you touch Kerry's poop for $20? You'll both always have the shared memory that you've defiled her excrement.
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This
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ya and then i'd give 20 tokens to retti to change that god awful name
if i got paid a living to touch poops $20/poop then yes, otherwise nah it's just 20 dollars