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quasimodo

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quasimodo

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Hugo: (Sarcastic chuckle) Heh, heh, heh...go scare a nun! Hey, Quasi! What's goin' on out there? A fight? A flogging?

Victor: A festival!

Hugo: You mean the Feast of Fools!?!

Quasimodo: Uh huh!

Hugo: All right, all right! Pour the wine and cut the cheese!

(Hugo makes farting noises in his armpit.)

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almost 11 years

-adds several spices and vegetables to the pot- Mm, yes. So long as Gordan Ramsey doesn't show up, this should taste great!

gordon shows up and yells at you for like 2 hours. i end up being the most delicious crab you have Ever tasted, and will ever taste in your entire life. thx gordon

Keppler

almost 11 years

Here's a Human Sized Crab Pot filled with Boiling Water... Quasimodo, Will you be my dinner?

yes keppler. i will be your dinner. because i love u. hops into pot. make sure i am tasty i do not want this to be a waste

Keppler

almost 11 years

I'm hungry.

if you can find a human-sized-crab-sized pot and fill it with water and get it to boil i will hop in for you and let you feast on my delicious cooked crab body

Dangertyde

almost 11 years

I just realized you can poke people on here! -pokes-

u have opened my eyes to the world of poking. all hail dangertyde

anonymousalmost 11 years

I challenge you to a twerkoff

you have challenged the wrong crab my friend. prepare to be destroyed. after this you are never going to even consider thinking about possibly maybe twerking ever again. i will bury you in the ground with my twerks.